I learned when I see lemons make lemonade but not Lick.
Why should I taste the bad feeling?
No dears
It means if my lIFE presents me something wrong ,I try to make something better from it.
I will do my best to keep my words.
I must.
Too much responsibility on my shoulders.People started to come to me and ask for help.
I wish to help them all.
Yesterday I started something to work.
Very simple, I can not believe so easy( yet.)
I started to plan how to support people who has so serious problems
Yes we all know
Everybody must have a " Plan B"
The economy is tough, what is your Plan B if your Plan A is not enough?Good question I am reading it now.
Nobody knows the ..
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's ..
When I told my friends I was in Kandahar, they said "Wear the fox hat!!!"
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I ..
Send a lot of balloons to your friends....
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At ..
My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog ..
Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'
> > > The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
> > >
> > > And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How ..
You need only 4 correct to pass.
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
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I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description then look at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it.. It was used in a case ..